Just wow! This is clearly worse than my situation, similarly comical but just sad and really bad business:
Verizon Math Strikes Again: Promises 2 Years Of Free Data Access To Chromebook Users; Delivers Just 1
My favorite comment:
"Personanongrata, Jun 25th, 2014 @ 1:29pm
Verizon's New Math
Verizon's new math formula and solution:
Google's 3 year service offer minus Verizon's 2 year service offer equals 1 year of service.
That was easy."